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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #41
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #42
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #43
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"The republican stands up saying - I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA! And so the democrat stands up and says - AND I CAN MAKE IT CRAPPIER!" ~ Lewis Black (My God.)
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #44
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"The republican stands up saying - I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA! And so the democrat stands up and says - AND I CAN MAKE IT CRAPPIER!" ~ Lewis Black (My God.)
Lewis Black is so hilarious, I swear he must be my #1 reason for watching The Daily Show.

"He has the strength of Hercules and the flexability of Gumby.
Gumbercules? I love that guy!"
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #45
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there is no spoon
you think that's air you're breathing
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #46
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there is no spoon
you think that's air you're breathing
go to bed, Neo
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 09:37 PM // 21:37   #47
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even tho this isnt true,

"nothing is impossible"
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #48
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If one synchronized swimmer drown do they rest have to too?
their are 3 types of people in this world....those who can count and those that can't...
nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore i am perfect
when a man wants to look clever he says something like this
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #49
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"Your money can't save you anymore than it can save me."-Officer Murdock James Camerons Titanic
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #50
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #51
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"Nuts"
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 12:07 AM // 00:07   #52
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Most ignorant quote of the last few months:

"Bush doesn't care about black people." - Kanye West
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #53
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"if people would cease to exist"
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #54
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My motto for life:

"Relax. Respond. That's what people do. You can't go through life questioning your situation at every turn."

Comes from quite possibly my favorite play ever. If anyone knows what this is from then they are uber l337 and deserve 1000 bonus points.
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #55
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'7i5 qu073 r0x0r5 y0r s0x0r5 t0t4lly m4n r0ffl3 r0ffl3'
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #56
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"No dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs... Who the hell is that sign for?!?!?"
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #57
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My motto for life:

"Relax. Respond. That's what people do. You can't go through life questioning your situation at every turn."

Comes from quite possibly my favorite play ever. If anyone knows what this is from then they are uber l337 and deserve 1000 bonus points.
"Rozencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead"
Do I get 1000 bonus points?
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #58
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"Hell is other people" -Sartre

"Is man God's mistake, or is God man's mistake?" -Niezsche

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point" -Nietzsche

"There are none so deaf as those that will not hear" -Lenin

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth" -Lenin

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer" -Albert Camus

And, to finish off on a quote we can all agree on

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #59
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Wow nice one chris, didn't expect that so fast. Sure, here 1000 of my stockpiled forum points...
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #60
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